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Joshua Starkman

Joshua Starkman- musician, influencer, and connoisseur of great days-has thrown his top hat and and tuxedo into the mayoral race, and honestly, why the fuck not?™️


Having spent years bringing people together through music, laughter, and joy, Joshua is ready to take his talents from the stage to City Hall.

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  • Adderall for All

    “Y’all gotta pay attention, and I need some of that shit.”


    Let’s be real: New Orleans is a city of distractions. Between second lines, crawfish boils, and impromptu parades blocking traffic, focus is in short supply. Starkman’s plan? Universal Adderall distribution. From city council meetings to Bourbon Street bartenders, we’re gonna get stuff done… FAST.

  • Eradicate HPV

    “Y’all are nasty, and we all know it.”


    Look, we love each other in this city, but we’ve got to clean it up. Starkman’s administration will launch an aggressive, no-nonsense HPV awareness and prevention campaign—because love should be free, but consequences shouldn’t.

  • Subsidize Jerk Chicken

    Jerk Chicken for all! I love Jerk Chicken!


  • Weed Sold at Every Gas Station

    Duh

  • End Daylights Savings for Orleans Parish

    Duh again

  • Move the LA Capitol to New Orleans

    Why not?

  • Pave Lake Ponchartrain

    SO MANY JOBS!

  • Fully fund Pothole Preservation Society

    There are some historical potholes around here y'all.

  • Drain the Swamps

    To make room for Starkies Oil & Gas Wonderland

  • Keep DEI going

    D U H